You were just sitting there taking pictures while I was getting manhandled by kittens? Now you’re laughing. I thought you were supposed to be watching Dr. Who and crying while the kittens licked your tears away. How did this change to my being the scratching post? And now the kittens are on your bed with you, while I sit down here alone. This is lovely, real lovely. I feel betrayed.
Yes, yes I was. It’s two days late, but it would make the perfect Christmas and Seasons Greetings card!
Bam Bam still loves you, Blaine. You and your string fingers and face. He loves scratching at it. Maybe now you’ll learn to say no to him and pull him off when he decides to give me ‘kitten kisses’.
I— Pebbles is scratching at my shoulder, Kurt! They are coming for my face!
I told you, Blaine. I told you kittens used their claws to attack. And you didn’t believe me about all those people who died by the hands - or in this case, claws - of their cats.
Just stay still for a moment so I can take a clear photo of you, ok? Oh, and help you. That too. After.